steveiron64 10:42 Fri Apr 7
Movie Favourite One Liners
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"You can't handle the truth!" - Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men.
"You're an ambulance chaser with a rank." Demi Moore, A Few Good Men.
"I love black people!" Tom Cruise, Jerry Maguire
"In my heart I know I am funny." Bruno Kirby, Good Morning Vietnam
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Ashy
5:49 Fri Apr 14
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No you're right, it isn't.
I meant Blazing Saddles!
Mexicans in sombreros all look the same.
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Trevor B
3:00 Fri Apr 14
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Ashy 6:30 Thu Apr 13
No, it isn't.
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Mad Dog
9:56 Thu Apr 13
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not forgetting blazing saddles
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bovril
8:45 Thu Apr 13
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"Stinking badges" was from the treasure of sierra madre staring Humfrey Bogart and later recreated by Micky dolenze from the monkeys
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Ashy
6:30 Thu Apr 13
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Swiss, that second one is from The Three Amigos.
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Trevor B
8:57 Thu Apr 13
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How on Earth do you remember anything from that utter dogshit film? Especially when there is a very similar line from The Untouchables, already posted.
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icwhs
6:50 Thu Apr 13
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"Nice try kid, but it looks like you brought a knife to a gunfight.” From Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.
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Swiss.
6:30 Wed Apr 12
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"What is this one bastard goes in and another comes out" Tuco :The Good The Bad and The Ugly
"We don't need no stinking badges" - some western
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les marteaux
5:23 Wed Apr 12
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Most of the lines on this thread are not at all funny unless there is some kind of context.
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The Human Stain
5:10 Wed Apr 12
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[Pagoda stabs Royal]
Royal: That's the last time you put a knife in me! Y'hear me?
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Margot: I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.
The Royal Tenenbaums
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The Human Stain
5:02 Wed Apr 12
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Okay sir, you're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific, but I'm very busy, as I can imagine you are. What can I do for you sir?
Self evident.
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The_Phantom
12:38 Tue Apr 11
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Sorry (I'm not really) I know this isn't a one liner but I felt it deserved a mention.
From Planes, Trains and Automobiles...
Car Rental Agent: How may I help you?
Neal Page: You can start by wiping that fucking dumbass smile off your rosy fucking cheeks. Then you can get me a fucking automobile. A fucking Datsun, a fucking Toyota, a fucking Mustang, a fucking Buick, four fucking wheels and a seat!
Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
Neal Page: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of fucking nowhere with fucking keys to a fucking car that isn't fucking there. And I really didn't care to fucking walk down a fucking highway and across a fucking runway to get back here to have you smile at my fucking face. I want a fucking car...right...fucking...now
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nich the d
12:28 Tue Apr 11
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"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist." Verbal Kint - The Usual Suspects
"...and like that, (phow), he's gone..."
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Ashy
12:20 Tue Apr 11
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"Buck Melanoma, Moley Russell's wart..... Not the wart, not the wart, I'm the wart, She's my tumor, my growth, my pimple. I'm her wart, I'm just old Buck Wart Russell, that's what they call me or Melanoma Head, they call me that....Melanoma Heads coming.
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Swiss.
12:09 Tue Apr 11
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"Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory."
From Dusk Till Dawn
"Snake Plissken, I thought you were dead" Escape From New York
"This train will stop at Tutumacari" Few Dollars More
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tanman
11:12 Tue Apr 11
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'Ready when you are Sergeant Pempbry' from Silence of the Lambs is one of mty favourites - absolutely chilling.Even the end line 'I'm having a old friend for dinner'. Classic film.
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Mad Dog
12:29 Tue Apr 11
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based solely on the teaser trailer that came out today for thor : ragnarok
"I know him, he's a friend from work"
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BillyJenningsBoots
11:47 Mon Apr 10
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The Good the bad and the ugly - "There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig.” – Clint Eastwood,
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The Mercernary
6:11 Mon Apr 10
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"If God didn't want them sheared, he would not have made them sheep" (Calvera, The Magnificent Seven)
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BillyJenningsBoots
5:35 Mon Apr 10
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Ghostbusters
"where do these stairs go?" - stantz "they go up!" Venkman
Animal House
"the negros stole our dates" - Flounder?
"ramming speed!" D-Day
"see if you can guess what I am now - I'm. A zit get it!" - Bluto
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Dwight Van Mann
5:32 Mon Apr 10
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Don Logan - Sexy Beast
Don: "I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?"
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